Boner

So you wake up and say wow I got morning wood but you don't know what that means you just say it then you look down your pee pee and it's hard as a rock

Prostitute: DAMN THATS ONE HARD DICK
Me: oh it's nothing I just have a boner it's when my pee pee get hard so I can ejaculate
Prostitute: okay fuck me now

Me: don't mind if I do

by Don't be an Ehiosa December 2, 2020

Boner

When a boy/man sees something hot and wants to fuck it, exulting in the PP getting hard.

Have you seen Blake’s Boner

I know right! it’s so big

by Firee March 25, 2021

Boner

Someone who plays the trombone

If you play the trombone you are a boner

by AceBomb October 4, 2020

boner

it happens when u get aroused or turned on, ur pp gets hard

person 1: *bends over*
person 2: oh no
person 1: what?
person 2: my pp hard
person 1: bOnEr??

by the real billy November 23, 2019

Boner

How Dani (game developer/YouTuber) calls his fans

guy1: hey u boner?
guy2: yuck

by f1n3 is not a n00b March 4, 2021

Boner

Hard boiled peanuts dipped in hot chilli sauce good for any girl to get that goooooood stuff yum

Ugh another boner

by Nontaken July 18, 2020

Boner

INFORMAL - VULGAR AMERICAN SLANG
1. an erection of the penis.

ORIGIN 478 A.D.

1. From the Latin word bonerus maximus meaning erectile

Person 1 likes to give Person 2 a bonerus maximus.

by TheUnicornJudge June 18, 2019