SUS According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021
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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
by bluetextman July 30, 2021
And I'm not going to let you use this instrumentally to take my fucking rights away you piece of shit. That's exactly what you want. You refuse to accept that doing this doesn't translate to YOU BEING JUSTIFIED TAKING MY RIGHTS AWAY and that is EXACTLY what you want. I WILL NEVER GIVE UP MY RIGHTS AND YOU WILL NEVER LIFT A FINGER TO STOP ME FROM KILL A KID.
Hym "So, no. If I'm not compensated for YOU DOING TO ME THE THING YOU ARE DOING. I AM GOING TO MURDER A CHILD. END OF DISCUSSION. I WILL NOT GIVE UP MY RIGHTS. I DON'T CARE THAT YOU DON'T LIKE GUNS LIBERAL. I HAVE A RIGHT TO THEM. I WILL NOT COMPLY WITH THERAPY. YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT! IF YOU WANT MY RIGHTS SO BADLY COME OUT PUBLICLY AND TELL ME I'M NOT GETTING MY MONEY AND I WILL GIVE ALL OF MY RIGHTS AWAY IN THE FORM OF MURDERING A FUCKING KID. I AM NOT GOING TO LET YOU POLICE MY MORAL YOU ATHEIST FILTH. YOU ARE NOT AN AUTHORITY. I won't accept it because I DO know. And YOU WILL CONFIRM WHAT I KNOW TO BE TRUE OR I WILL KILL A CHILD. I don't care if it comports to your conceptualization of what constitutes justified belief. You had better pray to the God you don't believe in that I'm NOT talking to myself. Because IF I AM, that kid is fucked. It's dead. I'm not going to let you police my success. If I fail I die and if I die you kids die with me."
by Hym Iam August 02, 2024
What lah there is no lah here in Dictionary because you are weird
What lah there is no lah here in Dictionary because you are weird
by sdinaz October 24, 2023
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025
"jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need one" - Socrates
by Pee Pee McAss October 05, 2020
The ultimate b**ls**t reason that someone in authority impatiently tells you to forcibly pressure you to consume/do something you detest, such as insipidly chomp through a huge bowl of oatmeal, choke down hard/sticky/bitter medicine-pills/powder/syrup, bake in the sun for extended periods, attend school/church, meet/interact with someone whom you fear/dislike, or any other acutely-disagreeable action of dubious --- and still largely unproven, in many cases --- effectiveness or benefit.
Using the age-old "because it's good for you" reasoning to convince someone to perform one or more disagreeable tasks --- especially if you cannot be totally certain that said procedure actually is indeed necessary/appropriate/effective for that particular person, and in those particular circumstances --- has always been an unwise and hurtful procedure; not only may it needlessly subject the "sufferer" to untold misery, but it also can often cause the agonized "victim" to totally turn away from and obsessively do the exact opposite of said practices/procedures (such as entirely shunning "health foods" like vegetables in favor of junk foods like chips and soda, or tempestuously refusing to hear or discuss anything even remotely alluding to religion) just as soon as he gets old enough to begin making his own decisions, and cause him to live an exceedingly unhealthy and "intellectually isolated" lifestyle. Plus it is an especially tragic mistake in current times, when there now exist so many far-more-palatable alternatives to the "basic 'n' boring" past methods of carrying out said "necessary tortures", such as using fun educational videos instead of having to tediously bury one's nose in a dusty book, or administering pleasant-flavored herbal/medicinal beverages instead of following a horridly "strict 'n' mundane" Puritan-type diet.
by QuacksO November 16, 2018