Ubuntu Beads

Ubuntu Beads are special African beads that have the ability to protect you from AIDS/HIV

"when I was fucking this hooker bareback, I thought oh shit AIDS! Then I remembered I had my Ubuntu beads so its all gravy"

by Hancock112 February 6, 2014

Grey Suit With Black And White Beads, Brown Bandana, Loafers, And Gold & Silver Fang Jewelry (Latinx).Grey Suit With Black And White Beads, Brown Bandana, Loafers, And Gold & Silver Fang Jewelry 《¤》.

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Person 1: Grey Suit With Black And White Beads, Brown Bandana, Loafers, And Gold & Silver Fang Jewelry (Latinx).Grey Suit With Black And White Beads, Brown Bandana, Loafers, And Gold & Silver Fang Jewelry 《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

The Sunflower Beads

The Sunflower Beads

The Sunflower Beads

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Explosive Anal Bead

A variation of the anal bead invented in 2034.

Have you heard? The inventor of the Explosive Anal Bead, Jackson (redacted) died to his own invention!

by Blobino fan December 13, 2022

Gas Station Anal Beads

Gas Station Anal Beads are defined as nerd ropes due to them being available at gas stations and its similarity to the length and proportions of anal beads. Usually they are inserted into the anal cavity and then eaten out by the inserter.

Guy 1: "We went to the gas station earlier"
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."

by CommanderCumLord January 2, 2022

Beading

To cheat at a game, especially at chess, especially with vibrating anal beads.

The champion lost to a 19 year old with the black pieces? I'm pretty sure he was beading.

by BBrokenG October 2, 2022

Anal Beads

These anal beads will fit nicely in my anal cavity. Susan loves tasting my anal beads, she likes the juicy sauce that leaks off of it

Mom have you seen my anal beads? They smell "lovely"

by Niglelodoen July 27, 2019