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Basketball

The only American sport which has managed to catch on almost everywhere on Earth, due to the absence of gayness, obesity, laziness and stupidity among athletes and fans which characterise other American sports.

Actually the only sport which can claim to be a true American sport, being the only mainstream sport to have its roots in the US.

Due to the presence of dribbling, individual creativity and a general emphasis on skilful play and not brainless muscle, as found in international sports like Football(soccer), Rugby, Hockey etc. Basketball has spread around the world and is truly loved everywhere, even though it may not have supplanted the afore-mentioned sports.

These attributes, however, are what alienate brainless, know-nothing, ADD-wracked Americans who claim to be sports fans, making it only third in popularity in America, behind American Fatball and Boreball.

Hoops Kobe Bryant Cross-over Three-pointer Michael Jordan
Basketball is a high-scoring sport.
Kobe Bryant Michael Jordan hoops Ray Allen LeBron James
by TheYellowandGreenofMancunia August 12, 2010
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Basketballing

When your having sex with a girl in the missionary position and she starts patting your bum cheek with one hand in an effort to make you go harder and faster. If she uses two hands then its commonly referred to as "double basketballing".
I was doing my thing all slow and sexy and she started "basketballing" me. I ignored it and then she started the "double basketballing" me into action. Fair enough.
by mikeygold November 18, 2011
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maryland flames basketball

the sickest basketball team in maryland. They have placed in every AAU National championship. 3rd, 7th, 8th, and 9th out of 165 teams thats dam good. every wants to be on the team!
girl- wow look at that girl shes really good
girl 2 - yea she must play for the Maryland flames basketball team
girls 1 & 2 - i wish i could play on that team :(
by fregs December 17, 2006
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Basketball

When you spin a female on your penis, just how you would a basketball on your finger
She's so petite I bet you could basketball her.
by Waowwhatacharacter August 22, 2016
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basketball

the best sport on earth for females
girls had to work twice as hard to have the WNBA
by Girl April 6, 2005
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Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball

The first time 2 Phat 5 teams met in a National Championship game was in 1957. North Carolina ( UNC )beat Kansas ( KU ) who was led by Wilt Chamberlain in 3OT, 54-53. The 1957 Championship is the only National title game to go into 3OT and, it featured 2 Phat 5 programs.
The only 3OT game in history had 2 Phat 5 programs, and a young Wilt Chamberlain. Now that's Dunkadelic!!!!!
by Derrick E. Vaughan April 19, 2005
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Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball

Wilt Chamberlain the first Phat 5 player to make an impact in the NBA. He's the only player in NBA history to be the league MVP and Rookie of the Year ( 1960 ) in the same season.
Wilt " The Stilt " the Phat 5 former star was the only player to average 50 points a game 50.4 ( 1962 ) in a single season. Now that's Dunkadelic!!!!!
by Derrick E. Vaughan April 14, 2005
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