Christian Elliott Monroe Barber

funny af, also cute af

are you christian elliott monroe barber?

by jeter_derek December 22, 2020

Barberism

The origin of barbers, Lord Barber the first and his best friend prince barberith created the barbershop temple and many joined the community and theres still many more to this day.

barberism- my dog is addicted to barberism

by Sir barberith ||| May 24, 2022

Lucy Reseigh Barber

literally the best person ever. extremely beautiful

I fucking love Lucy Reseigh Barber

by johnadamsshatthebed November 10, 2018

Barber Blumpkin

A blumpkin is where you receive oral sex while taking a shit. A BARBER blumpkin is where you, after receiving a blumpkin, rip some hair off of the girl(and or guy)and wipe with it.

Man, lucky I got that Barber Blumpkin, there was no toilet paper.

by Sly Fucker March 17, 2009

Barber's Pole

The visible result of entering a woman who is on the rag.

Mary had her time of the month last night. My lad was like a barber's pole after.

by Lee Kick March 24, 2021

God Barber

A barber that cuts your hair like they fucking your mama, and has a heavenly touch with the clippers

Ope's barber is a God barber, and Que’s barbers is not

by Hezik November 19, 2022

Mercy Barber

He's a nigger barber who shaves your hair while you both are naked and has helpers that suck your dick or ride over your dick

i like watching mercy barber with turkish songs

by Anarcho-Capitalist chad September 13, 2022