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Emily rose barber

Best person in the whole wide world, she is so hot that nobody can even contain the level of hotness, every time she looks at anyone they melt instantly, she is so funny and smart and she is dating Dylan o brien. So her new name is Emily o brien
Ooh it’s Dylan’s wife, Emily rose barber
by Hotemmy September 13, 2020
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isabelle barber

an absolute nob. maybe wash ur fanny. and pls stop saying ur preggers, lol u got chlamydia
oh my god kyle, it’s isabelle barber
“oh she’s well fishy ain’t she dave”
by ursecretadmirerxoxox April 23, 2020
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Farting like the Barber's Cat

Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.
by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022
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Blown out like a barbers cat

meaning., gorged , stuffed or full of food
I'm blown out like a barbers cat ...
by ceedee1950 May 8, 2023
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Barber Line

When someone says something psychotic in a normal sentence as if it's normal
"Actually it's not bad, I love the feeling of breathing in andeverything tasting and smelling like blood. It's awesome, it doesn't make me feel like I'm bleeding out at all!" That's a Barber line.
"That is the ultimate sin, and it will not go without blood!" That's a Barber line.
"I crave to feel his bones break." That's a Barber line.
by The Retr0 June 11, 2017
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Pearl Harbor Barber

When you're on top of a girl having anal sex in the missionary position & she farts without making any noise.

Then the fart sneaks up, punches you in the face, and burns your nostril hairs.
That bitch gave me a Pearl Harbor barber, so I dirty sanchezed her meat wallet!
by dirty raul September 3, 2014
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Washing The Barber

Licking the pubes of your sexual partner straight after they have given them a trim. Also known as "hair balling".
"Man, I was washing the barber with this girl and she hadn't washed. I choked on all the hair, I was totally hair balling!"
by James Jameson The Third February 20, 2013
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