Bats and bowls

If a person 'bats and bowls', they are bisexual.

Similar to the phrase 'bats for both teams', this expression derives from the sport of cricket in which there are, broadly speaking, two types of players: those who bat and those who bowl.

Person 1: "Victor asked Samantha out not realizing that she isn't into guys."

Person 2: "Nah, he had a shot because I think Samantha both bats and bowls."

by gooseyganda October 25, 2020

Cry bat

Masturbating while crying.

Oh, I'll just have to go home and have a cry bat.

by MaxK January 30, 2008

two batting

Waiting an unreasonable amount of time to update information. Especially if the information in question is important to a large important group of people.

Dude, I'm totally two batting my managers with the TPS reports.

by hrltwincities August 25, 2010

Bat Tuck

The Bat Tuck is when you pull your testicles over your penis(stretching them like a Batwing, hence the name) over the tip of the flaccid penis, this anchors your testicles to your body, avoiding the irritation of perspiring testicles, itchy testicles, etc. Or at least avoiding the the most intense effects of leaving your testicles in their normal position.

I did the Bat Tuck so that I could sleep. It was so humid last night, and I really need to shave.

by Dookamanooka April 30, 2014

Bugga bat

An intoxicated black woman who is severely obese

Look at all those bugga bats

by Daddyriguy221 March 6, 2021

Sugar Bat

A sugar bat is a venereal movement meaning the contact between one's forward thrusting hips and another individual's behind area.

"She just got a sugar bat!"

by moderndayslang July 15, 2014

bat freak

Bat freak is a phrase used by hood rats in Gotham as a nickname to antagonize the one they fear above everybody else, Batman. Although they say it as if they are superior to him however there actions don’t speak like there words

Thug 1: Man when I see the bat freak I’m gonna tear him into two

Thug 2: put a sock in it you numb nuts bats would beat you to a pulp before you’d see him coming

by Jimbo is a bimbo November 28, 2020