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Australian Capital Territory

Contains Canberra, Australia's Capital City.
Also known as the fireworks and porn capital of Australia
Notoriously political place. Exciting for people between the ages of 35-90+
Located between Sydney and Melbourne where anyone under the age of 35 goes to when they have free time to avoid spending time in the ACT.
I just spent a few days down in Canberra, in the Australian Capital Territory. It's the only City in Australia where you can buy both Porn and Fireworks. Those are two things you never EVER want to get mixed up. We're talking serious testical burn
by squidlydidly January 27, 2010
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Australian mocha bomb

the act of pooping in a milk jug and throwing it at foreigners.
i took a stroll down town and hurled Australian mocha bombs at rednecks.
by waffletronz January 19, 2011
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australian internet

Guy 1: it is taking forever to download that file
Guy 2: Yeah we have Australian internet
Guy 1: well shit
by HydroChloroFluoroCarbons November 13, 2017
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Australian Man

It is a Gender Identity, Characteristics are kill anyone who disagrees with Big man Bear Grylls, Weapon of choice Newspaper, there are no other gender, only Australian Man, Deal with it or be purged, lord and saviour Bear Grylls, other religions are fake and lies
Man 1: What is your gender identity?
Me: I am an Australian Man
Man: oh shit, Bear Grylls is great

Me: *hits man with newspaper* don't lie to me
by TheRealAustralianMan June 14, 2020
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quiet australian

A fictional segment of the voting population created by Prime Minister Scott Morrison to:

1. Perpetuate the myth that the 2019 Election was won by a majority

2. Avoid criticism and scrutiny, which is practically every day.
Scott Morrison: ‘Quiet Australians, where the bloody hell are ya?’

Also Scott Morrison: ‘Quiet Australians want me to lock up illegal queue-jumping boat arrivals that have come to Australia to have a go.’

Also Scott Morrison, ‘The Quiet Australians know that I brought the budget back into surplus next year.’
by Peter Dutton MP October 19, 2019
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Australian Weekend

When the weekend goes by fast like somehow you were transported to Australia and it's Monday already.
Wow, that was an Australian Weekend!
by Koi December 10, 2008
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australian kiss

Same as a french kiss except its down under.

PS!
Some dumb twit wrote this as a definition of an american kiss instead of australian... I wonder why he thinks "down under" is in the north... lol
If you know what a french kiss is and you know what "down under" means, you'll know what an australian kiss is. Get it?
by Ultra Anno December 14, 2008
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