Library perve

Is usually a male with glasses of Caucasian decent that makes use of libraries to talk to attractive women. He descises himself as a student and tends to sit in front of heavy literature such as quantum mechanics or medicine books in order to seem more intelligent. Other then approaching women in clubs or bars, the library perve systemically “hunts“ in the setting of knowledge. Possibly universities, book reading sessions or chess clubs. He is often illeterate, but possesses a dangerously elevated libido. The “Library Perve” is not to be confused with the classical and more common “Library creep.”

Sarah: “Today a guy approached me in the library and asked if I wanted to go for a coffee. His name was Sebastian”

Lisa: “be careful! he also approached me yesterday and two of my
friends the day before! He is a library perve!”

Monica: “Today I saw a guy who was checking out every girl‘s ass walking by! He was on the same page of his medicine book for three hours!“

Catherine: “That must of been a library perve!“

by Luigi Figo January 19, 2018

fucking library

Where fucking paintballers have quiet orgies.

I'm laughing so hard in the fucking library.

by TheStapler69 February 6, 2018

Simpson University Library

A university library that has nearly no books about sexuality outside of marriage. Representing the Christian ideals of CMA (Christian Missionary Alliance) doctrine who acts like Big Brother to the school. Yet have an entire section on how to practice black magic.

Damn, I can't find any books on Tarrot Card reading that's prejuidice to gay people. I need a Simpson University Library

by Thomas Dogoode December 1, 2016

Library Basement

The first floor of the law school at the University of Denver. However, because the entrance to the library is on the second floor, the 1st floor of the library is the "basement." a.k.a. the silent level.

1: You studying at home today?
2: No, lawbrary, silent level.
1: Ahhh, the library basement?

by XcvX16 December 4, 2011

Full Library

When someone hooks up with 27 people that have names starting with each letter of the alphabet in alphabetical order.

“Finally I slid in with Zoe, now I have completed the Full Library”

by Z…..Baby January 1, 2022

Library Breeder

Requiring Calibre E-book manager, and many e-books, and many, many, many hours of dicking around on the computer to get the library JUST SO.....Similar to the magic brooms in Fantasia, it applies to a person who manages to take one or two Calibre e-book libraries and turn them into 50 over a two year time span. This is not a good thing.

Rellwood on Mobile Reads defines herself as a library breeder since she has discovered over 50 libraries on her various computers and can't seem to make up her mind enough to weed them down into one or two..

by Mad Morrigan September 30, 2017

library

a place full of books a place were you go to sit down and read

its time to go to library

by anonymous February 18, 2022