hours per day

The de facto SI unit of screen time, measured in hours per day, commonly used to quantify how much time individuals spend in front of screens.

My friends and I joked that our screen time hourage was off the charts this weekend, hitting at least six hours per day binge-watching our favorite series!

by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025

She's a per

When something is just awesome or just conveniently works out the way you wanted it to.

SK: Wait, how are we getting to the rave?

Dave: On my llama you fool!

SK: Oh she's a per!! :)

(Upon receiving your McDonald's meal and being completely satisfied with it)

She's a per!!

Dave: When do we have to be home?

SK: We still have four hours!!

Dave: She's a per!

by Dave&SK July 7, 2011

low ti per fe de

a word that a certain filipino can't spell when getting a "low taper fade"

Barber: "Ano gusto mo?" (What do you want?)
Kid: "Low ti per fe de."

by kibidiarl March 27, 2025

per victor

smells bad, often a ginger and hate his job.

You need to take a shower! You smell like Per Victor!

by wowoowowowowow December 12, 2016

Jenna Per Toe

Jenna is a roasted sweet potato toe. She is kind of boring there is nothing to write about. KIDDING. She likes to have fun but she is a bit of lesbian, so if you're a girl you better watch out! Jen Jen Jenna.

Oh No! Omg is that a Jenna Per Toe!?"

by couchsweetpotato May 15, 2019

As per my previous email

This phrase is usually used in the context of business related things, where some manager or employee above you demands for information or input when clearly you've given them it in your last email. Obviously that person has not read your emails nor did they bother to read them. They probably only sent the email because it was their job to do so.

Me: *Gives them the required documents via email*
Them: "Hello. Please submit all documents today. Thank You.*
Me: AS PER MY PREVIOUS EMAIL........

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 21, 2023

swamp ass damage per second

Bwamp.

Did you see that damage? that was some swamp ass damage per second.

by Strken November 21, 2019