Angus Duff

The title for the person who own the record for keeping his virginity the longest

He still hasn't lost his virginity? he needs to be awarded the Angus Duff prize

by Alexander pop December 3, 2018

Anusglander

One who glands the anus

Aaaaaaaaaaaaanusglander.
or
Anusglander!

by Dracon421 December 15, 2018

Anus Danish

During the act of anal sex the giver pulls out of the taker just before his sweet release. He then shoots his load all over the takers anus and proceeds to spackle the jism around the butthole making it look like a freshly glazed danish.

Due to my recent diagnosis of type 2 diabetes I now satisfy my sweet tooth my giving out anus danishes.

by D1RTY DAVE and PLACIDALLOY May 30, 2019

Angus handshake

For a man to perform an Angus handshake, he must begin by being on the bottom, in the 69 position with a woman. Just before ejaculation, the man tucks the woman's hair under his ass, preventing the woman from being able to remove her mouth from the man's penis. At the moment of ejaculation, the man squeezes out a good fart, and thrusts two fingers into the woman's ass. The glorious resulting gasp from having two fingers unexpectedly jammed in her ass causes a unique gagging on both semen and the vicious fart that accompanies it. The effect is compounded by the fact that she cannot remove her face from the area.

I wanted her to experience everything about me, so I gave her an Angus handshake

by Sven Weaks June 22, 2020

squirrel anus

Often happens after a case of hemorrhoids; Squirrel Anus is a condition under which your sphincter closes extremely tight, so much so that once you begin a bowel movement, your feces are small acorn shaped nuggets.

My wife yelled at me for being in the bathroom for forty minutes this morning. Little did she know that I had the squirrel anus.

by Rodger Simmons November 12, 2014

Fire Anus

When you eat too much Taco Bell with too much hot sauce

Hey bro I have fire anus

by Xx_mineShafter69_xX October 28, 2018

gayness anus

A male who is sexually aroused by the same gender and whats his anus to be penetrated, this means he is gay, so he has a gayness anus.

(some one does something really dumb and is annoying)

"ugh, why do you have such a gayness anus"

by sammyboy147 March 26, 2019