port adelaide

A place where crackheads pick the footy oval or the most public place for their daily walk
A place where people with disabilities are stared at and screamed at
A place where entitled little kids ride their scooter in the shopping center
A place where they think it's smart to put restaurants where their inhabitants can't afford to eat out
A place where kids skip school and cause shit all day
A place which had a huge glow down after they closed the markets and is overrun by hobos, pissheads, and crackheads
The closer you get to the Port River, the more fucked it gets

Person 1: I'm going to Port Adelaide
Person 2: DON'T

by helloitsunknown June 26, 2023

Drainers of Adelaide

Drainers of Adelaide are Adelaide's best shitpost account. Above all others

Hey, you seen that new drainers of adelaide post, it was funny as fuck

by Thicc Daddy Thanks January 27, 2022

puro para adelante

don't let minor setbacks & failures hold you back, keep it pushing.

puro para Adelante Viejon

no te aguites puro para adelante

by s@dboy April 23, 2025

Sara from Adelaide

A suuuuuuper pretty girl but with a GINORMOUS butthole, we’re talking about the distance between Adelaide and Sydney ( 2 hour flight )…… good vibes tho

Is that Sara from Adelaide?

Yea.

by Habibi Bapo May 6, 2025

Elizabeth, Adelaide

A shithole in the northern suburbs of Adelaide in the Playford City Council area. Swarming with bogans and eshays. The primary food there is KFC. One of the most dangerous Adelaide suburbs (despite Adelaide's relatively low crime rate). Do not go there after dark as at that time, crime will be on the rise.

Guy 1: mate, what landed you in hospital?

Guy 2: I went to Elizabeth, Adelaide

by casualurbanuser January 2, 2024