Second Aid

Second Aid is similar, in most respects, to First Aid.
Where in First Aid you administer medical attention, Second Aid consists of mainly 2 parts.

1.) Pointing
2.) Laughing

Second Aid is most often applied when someone, usually (but not limited to) the clumsy or the local blundering idiot, hurts them self.

Jeff: "Oh shit did you see Drew fall down those stairs?"
Scott: "YES! Quickly, let's administer Second Aid before he gets up and hurts himself again."

by PhoenixTwo November 30, 2007

FIFA aids

Being subject to EA's scripting, 90th minute goals and off sides that are clearly onside.

Wow, i've FIFA aids because i concede 90th minute goal!

by a rock not the rock July 28, 2014

finger aids

when ya wanna be fingered by someone that's already fingered so many people before you. but don't know if you wanna let them cause they probably have finger aids (:

person 1: i wanna let stephan finger me but he has finger aids !

by devilworshiper May 17, 2016

Caided Aids

Pronunciation: Saei-ded AIDS or Kay-ded AIDS

An unknown word amongst the human race which means that the amount of aids you have is so great, its infecting others like cancer without the need of sexual contact.

Dude that guy has Caided Aids, it's so painful to even look at him.
Wow I never knew I had Caided Aids.
Caided Aids? That sounds horrible!

by R3DN4X February 2, 2018

Cock-Aid

When a guy finally admits to being gay, e.g. after getting divorced and logging on to Grinder

Yep, Brian finally drank the cock-aid and went on Grindr. He's been making up for lost time giving HJ's and blowies like they are going out of style.

by Sparty911 August 19, 2017

study aid

Adderall, Concerta, Straterra or any similar drug that is usually prescribed by a doctor or physician to treat symptoms of ADHD/ADD but is often used by students as a way to aid in study and to enhance their performance on tests

Yo Nate, you got any study aid on you? I'm trying to prepare for my Bio midterm in two days.

by ba||s July 22, 2011

AIDS bomb

When you fail a test so bad that the usual pansie phrase of "bombing a test" doesn't apply, therefore one has to use the more powerful "AIDS bomb"

"Holy shit Andrew you got a 2 percent on the derivatives test? You totally AIDS bombed that"

"I know and last block I AIDS bombed the french quiz over avoir!"

by kremlin-king March 2, 2010