Not what actually happened

If your description of the events that took place here is discordant with mine... You may be a delusion liar. I would tell you to fix yourself but it would be like telling a retard to wipe his own ass.

Hym "Much like your religion, that's not what actually happened here. Your assessment of what is happening is deliberately wrong and it has already gotten and will get children killed."

by Hym Iam May 1, 2025

Well Actually

A better character than Scam Likely in the "Dungeons and Daddies" podcast.

Well Actually is more interesting than Scam Likely, who is just a bundle of fuckery.

by UrLies May 30, 2021

Brent actually

Hahaha this means hi dad

Walks in school and then reaches for gun, Brent actually damn u caught me

by TJAY777 July 15, 2023

actually romantic

A sarcastic phrase used to describe when someone’s hate or obsession with you crosses into weirdly affectionate territory. Comes from Taylor Swift’s 2025 song “Actually Romantic” on The Life of a Showgirl, where she mocks a rival’s fixation on her by calling it “sweet” and “romantic.”

Basically means: You’re so obsessed it’s kind of flattering.

“She’s been subtweeting me for weeks. Honestly? It’s actually romantic.”

by tslover1989 October 17, 2025

Actual Optimal

When an action or object is "actual optimal" it is to be of optimum actuality.

"bro thats actual optimal"
"whats the fuck does that mean"
"actual optimal"
"actual optimal"

by sssly August 23, 2022

Shut the actual up

For people who dislike swearing to

Guy 1: Fortnite is an acceptable game
Guy 2: shut the actual up you cringelord

by Embers20342 March 11, 2022

Ur Actually Bad At The Game

UR ACTUALLY ABD AT THE GAME AND YOU HAVE TESTICLE CANCER

UR ACTUALLY BAD AT THE GAME JUSTIN CUZ I WAS JUSTIN UR MOM

by UR MOM GAEEEE July 17, 2021