Kaspersky : DING! Your computer has viruses!
Norton : DING! Your computer is infected!
Spybot : DING! Your computer has spywares!
McAfee : DING! Your computer has Trojans!
Ad-Aware : DING! Your computer has adwares!
You : Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware! Screw this, I'm getting Windows 7.
Norton : DING! Your computer is infected!
Spybot : DING! Your computer has spywares!
McAfee : DING! Your computer has Trojans!
Ad-Aware : DING! Your computer has adwares!
You : Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware! Screw this, I'm getting Windows 7.
by Prodo123 March 7, 2010
Get the Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adwaremug. a very good condom that feels as if there is nothing there while having anal or vaginal sex with your B@b!
"hold on baby i'll be right back, i have to go get my TROJAN HER PLEASURE LUBRICATED CONDOM before we have hard rough sex"
by pusssssyluvvver April 14, 2010
Get the trojan her pleasure lubricated condommug. Cheerleaders here are heard working ALTHELES. They are the best around and everyone wants to be part of their team. When you hear Trojans you think imediatly of Champians and awards. THEY'RE AWESOME.
"Who do you cheer for?"
"Oak Ridge Trojans"
*Respectful Silence*
GO OAK RIDGE HIGH SCHOOL TROJAN CHEERLEADERS :)
"Oak Ridge Trojans"
*Respectful Silence*
GO OAK RIDGE HIGH SCHOOL TROJAN CHEERLEADERS :)
by trojanfan October 14, 2011
Get the Oak Ridge High School Trojan Cheerleadersmug. The message that the MEMZ note contains. Some people are also scared of this message in their computers.
Person 1: Hey there, dude, i'm sorry to say this, but YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN FUCKED BY THE MEMZ TROJAN.
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by SomeRandomGuy345 May 25, 2021
Get the YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN FUCKED BY THE MEMZ TROJANmug. When a man is denied sex by a woman in the morning after waking up, when she goes back to sleep, you lay a used condom over her upper lip and leave.
Bob: That slut Jenny wouldn't do me when we woke up so I gave that bitch the trojan mustache.
Tom: Damn straight, bitch had it comin'!
Tom: Damn straight, bitch had it comin'!
by rarussell93 July 25, 2011
Get the The Trojan Mustachemug. Another term for a cockblocker, since you tryna go raw in this badd bitch you pullin cuz she THAT fine. They fuckin up the nut (like a Trojan condom).
*Isaiah cocksblock John from gettin wit this bad bitch Maddie*
*John brings Isaiah to the side*
*Isaiah*: “Dude. Get yo trojan warrior ass the fuck outta here. You fuckin up the play.”
*John brings Isaiah to the side*
*Isaiah*: “Dude. Get yo trojan warrior ass the fuck outta here. You fuckin up the play.”
by 1ksoss June 1, 2023
Get the Trojan Warriormug. by Hotrodjack99 December 4, 2018
Get the Trojan Pussymug.