palliative hair

Put simply, it's a REALLY bad hair day.

Cheryl (on the phone): "Sorry, Carol, but I'm staying in tonight."
Carol: "What? Why?"
Cheryl: "I've got palliative hair."
Carol: "Oh come on, Cheryl, it can't be that bad..."
Cheryl: "Oh really? I shampooed, conditioned, tried one product and that didn't work out. I then re-wet my hair, dried it again and tried a different product and now it's even worse. I give up. It's horrible. I'm staying in."
Carol: "Fine. I'll call you tomorrow." (Carol hangs up.)

by cfbaines April 20, 2011

hair fuck

when a female lays her hair on the bed/couch, and lets the male hump it or jerk off with her hair.

my girlfriend layed her gorgeous silky long hair on the bed and i fucked the shit out of her hair, over and over and she let me cum in her hair as many times as i wanted, and i had such a wonderful hair fuck. I did this every day. Her hair is so silky when my cock touches it, it almost feels like i am going to cum because its so silky and soft. I love humping her long light brown hair.

She would just lay her silky light brown hair all over the bed and i would sink my cock into her hair and fuck over and over.

by kingadz July 19, 2007

Cunt Hair

The second smallest unit of measurement.

See: wordCH/word and wordRCH/word

Move it a CH to the right and it will be perfect!

by snabald July 13, 2003

alfie hair

To complete mess up your hair style,

to make your hair look rediculously spikey and messed up
not a good look

Damn it this wind is going to give me alfie hair

by MattM210 May 30, 2017

Hair sombrero

Halo of hair around the stinkstar

I went in for a Brazilian and they took care of my hair sombrero while they were at it.

by possumbunny October 30, 2014

Weasley Hair

a phrase used to describe someone with very very red hair. This term came from the Weasley family in the Harry Potter series, all of whom have flaming red hair.

"That girl has Weasley hair!"

by jlt1081996 March 29, 2010

Holding hair

To help out someone who is drunk, especially a girl.

Origin: Comes from the need to hold a girl's long hair back out of the way while she chunders.

Oh man, that chick was so trashed, I spent half the night holding hair.

by Boatblder December 17, 2008