had a couple

adj. To have consumed more than one alcoholic drink.

(also see "had a few.")

Wife: Have you been drinking?
Me: I've had a couple.

by Burper1957 August 29, 2014

a couple or three

A Couple or Three

A Texas sayin when there's more than two and at least three and probably more.

Used in a sentence: Hey man, how many fence posts got knocked over by that bull last night in the south pasture. Oh, I don't know, "a couple or three", I guess.

by Txsecededave October 21, 2014

Lounge Couple

A university couple which spends all of it's time in the coed lounge. Usually accompanied by a large amount of unneccesary PDA (Public Displays of Affection). Occasionally deemed a "velcro" couple for their incessant need to be touching.

The lounge couples are taking over the couches in here.

by Stephanie_ January 31, 2009

Perfect Couple

Niccy and Matthew. Easily the most perfect couple ever. You can only dream to have a relationship like theirs. They love each other with every fiber of their being. These two will be together forever.

Goddamn I wish I had a relationship like theirs. They're the perfect couple.

by niccyandmatt4ever June 26, 2009

Couples Skate

A sexual act of covering a female partner in cooking oil (corn, vegetable, or olive) before rapidly penetrating vagina and anus in an alternating sequence. Alternatively a strap-on can be used to achieve a simultaneous penetration of both orifices.

Robby finally talked Jennifer into trying to Couples Skate.

by CaptainTed February 3, 2010

couple esp

When you just know your boyfriend/girlfriend's about to call, and youknow when something's wrong with them, and you can finish each other's sentences.

We're so cute...we have couple esp.

by Scandalicious (Jo-Dee) April 30, 2003

Urban couple

A urban couple is that boy and or girlfriend that writes a definition on urban dictionary about they significant other u see my problem with this is when I think of urban dictionary I think of funny definitions not your significant other when I think of Alivia I think of a women that puts olives in her vagina I don’t see a intelligent attractive human being who’s perfect because I’m not a narcissist I want to laugh not to vomit at your clique definitions atleast be creative about it.

Jenifer is a awesome hot human being.
Stop this is so generic were not a urban couple

by poop the man April 15, 2019