mansplaining to nobody

Mansplaining on a topic when the usual audience for mansplaining is not present
TJ is mansplaining to nobody again - that group of paraplegic orphans doesn't seem to care at all about the proper way to fold a parachute.
by DizzleisRizzle July 5, 2018
mugGet the mansplaining to nobodymug.

Nobody knows

People say that I know when I don’t tho. It’s odd but ask me anyway
Nobody knows the meaning of life

I do?!?!?”
by Nobodyatallll December 12, 2020
mugGet the Nobody knowsmug.
What an annoyed attendee snorts at you when you sarcastically voice a gross/crude/embarrassing "audio clip" during/after a humiliating event that others would prefer to hush up or forget/ignore.
Wry-faced storyteller: "...but needless to say, that big plate of beans very decidedly did **not** completely agree with me, and so I ---"
You: "July is National Baked Bean Month --- ppppppprrrrrrrppppppffffhh --- excuse me!"
Wry-faced storyteller, casting an irritated glance in your direction: "Hey --- that's quite enough --- nobody said you had to supply the sound effects!"
by QuacksO June 12, 2018
mugGet the Nobody said you had to supply the sound effects!mug.

Nobody

Well, no. SOMEBODY knows what to do here. You talk to me directly about the thing I am talking about. You are likely NOT DOING THAT under the instruction of a charlatan. Stop fucking listening to

him. I don't care what we know or the what the data says. He is telling you to withhold what I want or need from me simply on the basis of me wanting those things. Entirely arbitrarily. I wouldn't ever knowingly allow someone to speak for me to you need to stop allowing them to do it. A school just paid out 600,000 for turning on people's Webcam without their knowledge by the way.
Hym "I'm not nobody. I know what to do here. You talk to me directly and do the words that I am saying you fucking idiot. Not SAY. Not AGREE WITH. Not the OTHER WAY AROUND. YOU do it to ME and ME NOT DO IT TO YOU. Jesus! Like, we need the eugenics guys. It sounds mean but we really actually need the eugenics. This doesn't take 8 years to resolve. You're letting lying, petty charlatans stretch this out way longer than it has to take."
by Hym Iam November 3, 2024
mugGet the Nobodymug.

Nobody asked

Saying this obnoxious phrase is the quickest way to make everyone despise your existence. Saying this is the verbal equivalent of white noise as it adds nothing to the conversation and only causes annoyance. If you say this phrase, go fuck yourself.
Person 1: Nice, my relative beat cancer

Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: stares with hatred in his eyes before pulling out a gun and shooting Person 2 in the head
by Partydude17 May 23, 2023
mugGet the Nobody askedmug.

Nobody Treatment

The action to exclude someone (seldom a group) from receiving rewards, gifts, or any sort of privileges even if it’s properly warranted, or for a trade; for reasons that relate to not being under a status (whether it be popularity, sexuality, in a relationship, etc).
Despite playing by the rules, Parker decided to give Naomi the Nobody Treatment for not being popular to prevent her from claiming a pair of new headphones in favor of someone else.

Even after Marley did his half of the trade, Sandra gave him the Nobody Treatment for not being her boyfriend, and left him for months.
by Super Saiyazard April 18, 2024
mugGet the Nobody Treatmentmug.

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