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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

My Middle School experience =/= NDSSG.
Those kids look like they're in high school. And they never seem to have class, they're always chilling with the janitor or partying in the halls. But if you're not like me and can overlook such things, it's kinda a fun show.
Friend: "Hey-did you catch Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide?"
Me: "Yeah, can you believe it? They spent all this time creating a giant volcano, don't they actually have SCHOOL?"
Friend: "It's just a show...it's not that bad."
by oonceoonceooncebananas March 27, 2010
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NED- Non-Educated Dummy.
Why is Ruby acting that way? She is acting that way because she is such a NED.
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Son Of A Ned Flanders

Someone who is a goodie 2 shoes / never does anything wrong, abides by all laws and rules.. usually a virgin who sees sex as something disgusting and to be ashamed of.... Usually a book nerd
Person 1: I'm going out this weekend to the party.

Person 2: Cool! Can I come? I wanna score me some fresh young teen pussy

Person 1: Don't say that!?

Person 2: say what?

Person 1: Pussy... it's such a bad word

Person 2: man shut the fuck up and learn to break some rules once in a while you pussy little son of a ned flanders!
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my 10th wife
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ned patterson

This is a person who is very loyal with his tight group of friend and likes to start building projects with his friends and is very skinny, he is a little extra terrestrial and eager to eat into cycling and has great catch frames like YAAAAAAAAAH AND YEH MAN
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Ned is a very sexy creature with a stinky hot juicy pussy just for Josh dun and Tyler joseph.
1.Wow Josh, didn't Neds pussy feel so good?","ya man I'm gonna fuck the little guys pussy so hard next time"

2."OMG DEBBY, THE BOYS HAVE BEEN CHEATING ON US","WHAT WITH WHO???","YOU WONT BELIEVE ME BUT THEY'VE BEEN FUCKING NED!!!"
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Ned loves a bit of gambling and jelqing. His favourite tool is a rake and can beat anyone in a sword fight 🍆.
“omg there’s Ned he’s so hot and good at gambling” says women. Ned replies with “AnyMen🎵”.
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