Jizz & Split

An awsome nickname for the gas station Kum & Go. Also known as Ejaculate & Evacuate.

-Dude, lets go to Jizz & Split...I need to get some gas.

-No man, it's called Ejaculate & Evacuate.

by Lelegirll March 15, 2009

jizz mist

A fine particulate ejaculation of semen, excreted from a penis. Usually occurring after multiple ejaculations where the semen has lost it's viscosity.

After stroking my cock vigorously for several seconds, I covered her body with my jizz mist, which is all I could muster after a long day of marathon sex.

by Dr. Drizzle January 4, 2016

Jizz Clot

When a person has swallowed so much jizz that their bodily fluids have been totally replaced by seaman. Any injury thereafter will result in clotting filled with jizz!

Example: Doza spent so much time as the pivot man in the circle jerk that his blood was soon replaced by seaman. After receiving a particularly hefty mushroom stamp to his skull from James, he developed a nearly fatal "Jizz Clot" in his brain!

by nonkatt August 17, 2011

jizz lolly

1. A Euphemism for a Jizzing Cock

2. Semen frozen in the form of a lolly pop. (Often served to Mother in Law as some form of prank punishment.)

1. Stace: I fancy an ice cream
Kyle: Have a suck on my Jizz Lolly

2. Mother in Law: Why don't you get a real job?

Kyle: I'm very sorry mo in larw; would you care for a lolly pop? Im just about to make some.

by Apedanger May 26, 2008

Jizz Pill

The jizz pill is the dried semen that remains in your belly button after someone jiizzes all up in your tummy space.

I gotta shower to get rid of this jizz pill.

by Twatwaffleblumpkin May 20, 2017

Jizz slinger

A redneck person who jacks off like no tomarow.

1. " whats that sound." " just the JIZZ SLINGER next door."

by DoBoDaBo June 2, 2009

jizz trick

Any kind of performance where jizz plays a central role. Snowballing, sperm cocktails (aka jizztinis), or any other show featuring jizz as the main prop is a jizz trick.

"We had amazing sex, then I shot my load on her. She did this amazing jizz trick, scooping up all my jizz with a spoon and drinking it. I think I'm in love."

by Jackie Lantern December 7, 2013