Jesus

Something you simply must desire since you are looking up the definition for it.

"Tommy: I play the clarinet!" "Low brass: you need jesus!"

"Person 1: Staceys mom has got it goin on!" "Person 2: go get jesus"

by DaddyMaddie13 November 1, 2018

Jesus

1. Jesus was a Jewish man who is known to Christian society as a man who taught the word of God. He did everything in his power to spread his teachings, and attempt to make peace in the world.

2. Jesus - A common Mexican name, pronounced, hey-zeus or hay-zoos

3. A nickname for the one person in a group who is normally calm and quiet, but who a lot of people tend to mess with/pick on. He/She usually tries to create peace through talking rather than fighting, and often seems to love everybody as his/her family. If Jesus speaks, he/she usually only uses a few words, rather than complete sentences.

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3. "Wassup, Jesus? Wanna go shoot some hoops?" "Sure." "Ready to get pwned?" "We'll see."

by Akairu Noizu May 30, 2008

Jesus

A man that hates gay men

Jesus He hates gays

by lol I'm not mom November 29, 2017

Jesus

A fine ass guy who is loyal,handsome,that smokes weed 24/7 and that stays having money to buy all the weed he wants

I want me a jesus

by Carlos vegas March 14, 2017

Jesus

He’s gay and he’s a bitch and has a girlfriend named Bella

Jesus is a butthole

by Ag200610 June 19, 2019

Jesus

A boy who is in high school that is amazing,caring, smart, cheerful. He has respect for women, never gives up always work hard for the best. He's funny and wants to have fun. He's also a lady's man. Watch out lady Jesus is on his way.

Girl 1:Has any one seen that one boy
Girl2 : oh that's Jesus the cutie.

by Crazy life March 13, 2017

Jesus

An amazing flirty,intelligent,kind,and fun guy who normally is good in bed and has a big dick.

OMG my best friend Jesus has a big duck I just wish I could fuck him

by Puffblower April 7, 2019