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march 9

What’s the date of today?
“IT’S MARCH 9 AND IT’S YOONGI BIRYTHDAY. STREAM AGUST D BITCHESS!”
by yoongibaby October 15, 2019
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item 9

item nine is a slang term for marijuana made popular by the hit film "pineapple express"
item 9 is the SHIT you should send this out to the whole world
by Weimertime October 17, 2008
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Revolution 9

One of the best songs ever written. Revolution number 9 is a strange piece by The Beatles on their White Album. Along with I Am The Walrus, it has some of the strangest lyrics in The Beatles History, such as "As time passes, he knew he would grow a little bit older and get a little bit slower," and "Take this, brother, may it serve you well." Started many of the infamous "Paul is dead" rumours. It consists of mainly tapes cut and played backwards accompanied by an unidentified voice saying "Number 9" repeatedly in the background. One way that one of these rumours started was when everyone realized that there were many "refferences to death" in this song- and that paul did not work on it at all. Paul presumably died in a car crash at five o'clock on a wednesday morning, and another feature of this song was the inclusion of the sound of a car skidding and then crashing, with paul crying out in pain afterwards. As strange as this seems, this song was created by John Lennon to try to create the visual effects of a revolution through music. The song is very famous for being the most bizarre and longest piece the beatles ever wrote.
After people played Revolution 9 backwards, somehow, the words "turn me on dead men" convinced people that paul mccartney has died from a car crash.
by b00y0u August 9, 2012
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December 9

A very special person was born into the world on this day that person is me. Hi. And this year my birthday December 9 is on a mother trucking MONDAY. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
by Yo ma’am 2.0 October 15, 2019
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Clown 9

When the CS:GO or League of Legends team gets a huge lead against their opponent and blows their lead and loses. They are jokes therefore Clowns
Guy 1: Clown 9 got up 14 rounds in CS:GO against the other team that had 8 and the final score was C9 14-16 CLG
Guy 2: True Clowns of North America...
by sssundae July 6, 2015
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September 9

September 9 is national chicken schnitzel day where you get to yeet chicken schnitzel at your friends.
*Silence in classroom*

Friend: *coughs*
Me: *yeets chicken schnitzel at their face*
Friend: wth?! EWW
Teacher: MARGRET! No throwing chicken schnitzel
Me: But its September 9, national yeet your chicken schnitzel day
*silence*
Teacher: Carry on then
Me: *smile*
by An0nym0us;) November 5, 2019
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