A term used by stupid Americans for football. American football hardly uses what is know as the 'foot' but they call it football? Soccer is called 'football' as the main idea is to use the ball with your 'foot'. 'Football' is the most popular sport in the world apart from in America where they would rather watch sport that has breaks every five minutes so they can get their fat arses to the nearest burger vendor.
American: did you watch the soccer game last night?
English gent: its called football you f*cking idiot
English gent: its called football you f*cking idiot
by fatty boom boom September 10, 2008
Get the soccermug. by suck a big black fat cock ho3 December 24, 2019
Get the soccermug. 11 players playing in a field. you can use all of your body execpt hands
but......... dont play it its FUCKING boring
but......... dont play it its FUCKING boring
by lee chan hee September 3, 2003
Get the soccermug. only the best sport ever!! America sucks at it. Brazil owns and England invented it long ago. more well known by calling it futbal or football!! golassssssssooo!! goals will win you a game but its not as easy as it looks so i challenge you to freaken get up and try to see what the pros do!! you could never do that!! Soccer is the best sport in the world!
by aggrandizementloquacious February 26, 2010
Get the soccermug. A "sport" that stole the name of a great game. The real football (that being American football) is a sport that involves real talent and stamina while avoiding huge guys who are out to kill you. Soccer is just a bunch of pussys running around kicking a ball back and forth for four fucking hours. Furthermore, the real reason for soccer riots is because the fans get so bored they need to find something to do. You don't often see football fans starting riots, and each game is nearly sold out every time.
Soccer is for pussies, American football is how its done. That is why America is better than any European country.
by Hulio Rodriguez November 14, 2004
Get the Soccermug. the best sport in the world!! takes practice and intelligence. the hockey players at my school think it's gay and stupid when really they've mistaken that for themselves. they call me weak cause I play soccer so I kicked one in the shin and they almost started crying, who's weak now? soccer is better than any other sport and to those who think different, gtfo.
hockey kid: soccers gay
soccer kid: I will kick you so hard in the leg and you don't know how to kick back cause you just use a stick
soccer kid: I will kick you so hard in the leg and you don't know how to kick back cause you just use a stick
by poopoogirl12345 March 28, 2015
Get the soccermug. The worst sport ever! Why is there even a goalie when the goal is so big! Stupid! If someone gets touched by a finger they cry and has a meltdown. A bunch of British rich boys who can't play football or any active sport so they decided to kick a ball of air. Butt hurt if anyone calls it soccer and try's to explain its football! Guess what in football you do use your foot when they have to kick the ball through the goal post😒
by Lax girl 7891 July 5, 2016
Get the Soccermug.