John

Hes pretty stupid. He has some things in his search history you don't want to see. Fuck you John.

"Fuck you John"

by FuckyouJohn March 11, 2022

John

Is usually a very sarcastic and funny person. He loves to laugh and be loud. Even though he annoys the majority of people he is around, everyone loves to have a good laugh with or at him. He tends to like people named Teia, Teia, Teia, and Teia. He also tends to like memes and laugh uncontrollability. He is a decent person, and a good friend to have. He also usually prefers academics to sports. He is also a video game or youtube freak. He likes people to laugh at him even when he is doing the granny panty. "Housekeeping!"

What is that sound, it's almost like a girl laugh, wait never mind it's just John.

by Nicholeeee337 June 13, 2019

John

John is a good humored and funny guy. He’s tall, tan, has brown eyes and hair. A little bit chubby yet very athletic. He is very stubborn and he sometimes gets mad for small things. Overall he’s just a cute, funny, wholesome, and has good taste in memes.

Friend: who’s that guy you were talking to👀

Me: oh it’s just John 😂💖

by Lil D? More like lil r33! June 25, 2019

Johning

Leading a person on, while giving them high hopes, then dropping them and going after the actual person you like

Chris was Johning Latesha. He was all in her phone, and now he's with Keke.

by tichocolat July 11, 2018

John

A man with a horse cock that always gets the bitches but never gets anywhere with them. He also says he's done it all and has 9 lives.

Wow who is that with the giant cock

Thats gotta be a john

by Good ol merica March 19, 2021

John

An absolute legend.

Omg did John do that

by Johnisdabest February 10, 2022

John

Most John’s are sluts

Have you met John yet? He’s a right slut

by TheAdorableOne March 17, 2023