You fucking pussay

When your best friend wants some of your fucking pusssssssaaaayyyy - otherwise he will get so mad that he will cream his knickers while shoving a mars bar up his nose while his boyfriend sucks the shit out of his ass.

Ill suck your fat chunky dick if u dont gimmie some of dat ass you fucking pussay

by Kamhawkz1001 December 9, 2025

Mana fucked

When you're playing MTG and you don't get the lands you need to play your spells.

I would love to play my new Nicol Bolas Planes walker, but I can't even get it out, cuz I'm mana fucked.

by GizmoMika December 10, 2025

Obari as Fuck

Obari as Fuck refers to a visual effect shift where a mech, more often a stunning giant robot, suddenly makes a rather major entrance into a very awesome battle with a lot of fanservice. Popularised by Shin Matsuo and Masami Obari in their Transformers works.

At first Thunderking from Transformers was like a busy big bad, then he was Obari as Fuck!

by Snapper2001 December 10, 2025

Sweaty feathered fucks

Sweats on Fortnite who use the bird skins

"Sweaty feathered fucks and their sweaty feather fucking skins"

by Skull47 December 11, 2025

Get the fuck out of my building

A sentence uttered by a somehow hot TV to a poor defenseless woman he found on the street.

Vox: We're finished. I'm not kidding. Get the fuck out of my building. GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY BUILDING

by SodatheProtogen December 12, 2025

your mums fucking pussy

what every person touches fresh out of the womb

did you touch your mums fucking pussy on the way out?

by Kamhawkz1001 December 15, 2025

Go fuck yourself

YEAH HONEY! WOO! That's the spirit!

Hym "But that's the problem here Megyn. I DON'T know what's going on in my blindspot and I SHOULD know that and YOU should be telling me that immediately instead of leaving me in the dark. And you are wasting everybody's time (and potentially their lives) by not doing that. So here's the problem. You worked with the imposter to spite me and you tried to help them do a 'single white female' to me. Alright? So it's too late for them. That was a mistake. And a final one. We're past it. But YOU... I mean, I'm not going to tell you to 'go fuck yourself' but YOU need to reconsider how this is going to work here. Because I'm tired of fucking waiting on this. OK? This could be going much better and your stubborness is clearly the reason it isn't. So, say goodbye to the imposter. They are done. You get the fuck over here and do the thing I want you to do and do it the way I told you to do it. And then next person who tell you not to do that is getting on a first class trip with the imposter and flying straight to heaven immediately with them. And for every day I have to wait a member of their families can go with them for all I care. But this is non-negotiable. You don't get to attempt a 'single white female' on me. It's no different than attempted murder (in abstraction) and the contract explicitly states that they are not allowed to do that. So... We're done here."

by Hym Iam December 16, 2025