Fucked nytes

Generally involving alcohol and narcotics consumption followed by excessive chain smoking and regretful sexual actions both heterosexual and homosexual. Instagram posts and drunk texts. Rolling around in the grass and asap rocky played out loud from an iPhone. Generally just messed up things and a regretful hangover the day after. And those Instagram posts must be blurry and discoloured.
Conor: wtf was last night? Yeqz
Eman: it was sucked a fucked nytes
by Oskarrocks December 05, 2015
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academy fuck

A commissioned officer in the military who graduated from a service academy instead of ROTC or the supreme commissioning source: OCS. They tend to be entitled, pretentious, and socially awkward.
E-5: “Yo it’s Friday, what time we getting out today?”
E-6: “Divo wants us here late for no reason, she’s an academy fuck who has no idea what we do.”

E-5: “Aw shit, I miss our old divo who could actually relate and understand us and the mission.”
by HarmonRabbJR March 17, 2024
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Fuck The Owner millennium

every 2 millenniums, you are allowed to harrass the owner for a thousand years, the first Fuck The Owner millennium started in 2000 and will end in 3000
Yo it's Fuck The Owner millennium
I know it's been like that for 22 years so far
by tixiakol December 19, 2022
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I'm so fucking bored

When you're so fucking bored that you go to Urban Dictionary and define "I'm so fucking bored" using meta references that other people have already used to describe the same phrase but it doesn't matter because you're so fucking bored and you know the person reading it will be so bored that they won't care that they just read the same thing in the previous definition. They may wonder if they are more bored than you, or if you're still bored at the time of their reading your definition. Who knows? Neither you nor they, for starters.
Person 1: I'm so fucking bored.
Person 2: (doesn't exist)
by boreddude99 April 07, 2023
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Fucking Famous

The kind of fame one get's from having sex with too many people, has nothing to do with how cool they actually are
Darrion is fucking famous. That's why even girls who haven't slept with him know his name
by fangbreaker October 21, 2012
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fucked farts

When someone is getting fucked and then fart, hence fucked fart.
"Damn dudebro, this place reeks of fucked farts"
by HCVS123 December 21, 2017
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fuck pimple

The object of the cluster fuck. That which has created the fuck.
*looking at a condom stuck in the drain*
Mario: "Bang, there's the problem. That's the little fuck pimple that's causing the problem..."
by Hourumiyamoto October 06, 2017
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