Can’t walk a cat

Basically you cannot train a woman to do the things you want.

Dishes are dirty, she doesn’t know how to cook… welp, you “can’t walk a cat”

by Jones1973 March 24, 2024

Walking Wed

People living empty, souless, loveless mundane married lives who just waited and hoped for death.

After knocking up his highschool girlfriend he was forced to to get married join the ranks of the walking wed.

by Banned As DC June 26, 2022

Dick walk

When your so tired from doing finals that you go through your friends list/school mates that you start thinking about which dick you wanna ride since youve been so deprived from a good dickin

Man im so happy im done with finals, i think ill take a dick walk

by Itellfalsefacts May 01, 2018

bean walk

Beaned out of your mind. Googley eyed not knowing if your on Planet X or planet fucked but you’re actually on planet hookaranus.

I was so fucked up last night. Pretty sure I was mr bean walk-in...

by Lackadams December 12, 2019

player walk

when u get some new rad clothes and you just have to walk in them all day

i got a new pimp hat i just had to do a player walk up the street

by sas monster August 04, 2010

Walking the monkey

Another definition of masturbation or beating your meat

I'll be right back, I'm going to go walk the monkey. I'm back, walking the monkey was easy

by IBleachedMyEyes February 25, 2020

Crutch Walking

Using crutches without using your feet, thus walking with crutches/ Crutch Walking.

Marvin was attempting the crutch walking marathon.

by JakBCrippled December 28, 2011