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Franks Monkey

n. Lord of fevers and Plagues, the Franks Monkey, a noted Communist and simian, leaves a 10 mile wide wake of destruction wherever he goes. The Frnaks monkey cannot be stopped, only contained, and doing so often proves fatal, as the loss of life, limb, or genetalia, is sure to follow shortly. Like a force of nature, Franks monkey is an unstoppable raging juggernaught of Marxist malarky, though he can be easily confused. The Franks monkey can be identified by his large communist hat and the bright gold star in the middle, and the words "Franks Monkey" sprawled in blood accross the bill. AKA Grilla Pimp!
"I was walking through the park, kicking puppies, when Franks Monkey rolled up on my shit, put the pimp hand down on me and slammed me against a telephone pole while spouting communist rhetoric, and singing the russian national anthem!"
by Steve Dave April 22, 2004
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drug monkey

a body builder who uses growth enhancing drugs such as steroids and human growth hormones.
Look at that drug monkey over there, he needs to lay off the steroids.
by surgerbaby April 25, 2011
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monkey grease

LETS TAKE A MEAN OL MONKEY GREASE!!
by Bullydog T1 October 26, 2011
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HUNGRY MONKEY

When 1 chick sucks two cocks one after the other but holding both cocks in her hands
Karen went the hungry monkey on me and my mate lastnight
by Dave818 February 21, 2009
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Junk Monkey

Hoarder who can't stay still long enough to through the crap out. Junk piles everywhere.
I was at Liz's house yesterday, man she's a junk monkey.
by blossombaby June 14, 2011
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Monkey Circle

Is a "Stone-ism" referring to a frequently seen group of friends.
Yea Julie is in my monkey circle, just saw her the other day.
by Dispatcher-028 April 6, 2011
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Northern Monkey

Any one in England ( Scottish must be Tartan Monkeys?) north of Birmingham who walks like they're the toughest creature on the planet
by Super.slinky October 22, 2003
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