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God-Karen

She is the god of all Karens. Even the high rank Karens fear her. Her hair will choke you to death, her kids are barley hanging on to life, sun glasses larger than a solar panel, essential oils are top notch useless, will downright fire you at the spot, drives the most expensive SUV van there is, has 5+ billion followers on Facebook, leader of the Flat Earth Society. If you see her, escape while you can.
Bro1: Why is that lady so shiny?
Bro2: Oh no, it can't be.
Bro2: What?
Bro1: ITS THE GOD-KAREN! RUN!
God-Karen: No.
*Bro1 and Bro2 dies*
by UisforUgly August 19, 2020
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Cum god

Anyone who shoots out unlawful amounts of cum and generally is the creator and ruler of the cum kingdom
"Hey have you heard about the cum god?"
"Yeah his name is skellington right? He's so cool"
by TheUrbanBaguette December 15, 2022
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Wall god

The incarnation of Trump himself.
Trump's famous declarations (wall god) :

- "The wall just got 10 feet taller"
- "BUILD THAT WALL !"
-"We need to build a wall...I don't mind having a big beautiful door in that wall !"
by Missing_Name March 10, 2019
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Bean God

A bottom lesbian who has flicked her bean 4 times in a day due to boredom while under quarantine.
“I flicked the bean... 4 times... 4... fucking... times... today...”. This person now qualifies as a bean god.
by 7liveslost March 21, 2020
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7 gods

Its basically like math
7 gods=BTS
Jessica: What are 7 gods?
Me: BTS
by Mama Vomit January 15, 2020
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L God

When you are playing cod, are constantly on the top of the scoreboard with a crazy positive KD but you still manage to lose a bunch of games. Usually the L God will be the only one on his or her team going positive and all of the other players will be going negative and are trash at the game
Dude I was a total L God last night. Was dominating the lobby but the entire time I kept losing. Man that was fun but really annoying at the same time.
by nerdyguy1450 October 30, 2022
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APPLE god

A person who is so obsessed with apples they freak out when someone else has one
by Bananaapple April 10, 2019
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