The Arnold Palmer Special

When you fuck a bitch and half nut on her eyelashes. And the other half in her butt.

“Yo bro, I gave Olivia The Arnold Palmer Special”

by Jayquelin13 August 30, 2019

Keurig blue light special

A phenomena that occurs 2 times a day: morning and afternoon. When crawling to the coffee machine in a desperate need of caffeine, popping in the Keurig coffee pod, watching with anticipation the machine warming up, and to your horror the bright blue light pops on, thus signaling the realization the asshole who last used it didn’t refill the water container.

Joanie shuffled into the kitchen at 6am to get her much needed cup of coffee, and waited the requisite 45 seconds while the Keurig machine warmed up. Then the dreaded blue light appeared. In middle class society, Joanie was afflicted with what has become known as the Keurig blue light special.

by Grant Rampus September 7, 2019

The Jade Palace Special

The act of violently yanking cheap Chinese anal beads out of your partner's anus and then whipping them in the head with it all in one fluid motion.

She said she was into BDSM so I tied her up and gave that bitch The Jade Palace Special.

by biggestpapi December 20, 2017

Wendys Triple Stack Special

The sexual result of three heifers being sewn together in a "human centipede" sort of fashion, and then being sandwiched between two fairly large males, usually being the farmer and one of his typically incestive relatives, who then proceed to perform anal and oral sex, on the "meat patties".

So i heard last night Cletus and his nephson Jim Bob went out to the cow barn after a keg of moonshine and finished off the night with a Wendys Triple Stack Special.

by ThtCrazyInjun97 January 5, 2018

morton special

The act of anally inserting a toothbrush before turning it on to replicate a vibrating sex toy. Can be implemented during sex for maximum pleasure, or masturbation on limited resources

"So we're in the bathroom, fucking over the sink and I gave her the ol Morton special and she was loving it"

by Steviebillwilliams January 8, 2018

Special Yellow

Special Yellow is the colour used to get the attention of the general public. It is used to indicate prices or savings on products, to draw attention to certain products and services, to alert people to 'fun' things, or to safety features like the buttons on a zebra crossing or temporary road signs.

"The price is on the special yellow sticker"

by Special Yellow January 11, 2018

slater special

Eating your own cum out of a womans asshole

Sally said we could only do anal if i gave her the "slater special"

by ltrator September 14, 2017