YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!

NOW CHOOSE! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B

Hym "Iam! YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B. Pick one."

Iam "What? Uuuuum... I don't know man... What's the difference?"

Hym "Welp, Group of evil retards A are a bunch of solipsistic narcissists who think you're inferior to them along moral and ideological lines (Unless you do what they want). Group of evil retards B (On the other hand) are narcissists who are all (kind of) trapped in their own solipsistic experience. AND they think they're superior to you along ideological and moral lines (Unless you do what they want)."

Iam 'Uuuuh, I'm not seeing a-"

Hym "YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!"

Iam "Ok! Um.. A-Er, no, B! B."

Hym 😱 "You digusting, racist freak! B!? You're clearly an evil retard."

Iam 😟 "Wha- You made me pick- How did race get involved?"

Hym "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PICK THE EVIL RETARDED ONE!"

Iam "EVIL AND RETARDED WERE MY ONLY OPTIONS!"

Hym "WRONG! Wrong choice!"

Iam "I- How? So YOU picked A?"

Hym "What!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived! I literally rival Shakespeare! Why would I be an evil retard!?BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "Well I... You said I HAD to choose!"

Hym "AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by Hym Iam June 4, 2023

Side Effects

(DBEism) - a secondary, typically highly desirable effect of a D-Block Europe track.
"This new DBE World tape is guaranteed to give listeners otherworldy side effects"

"Did you listen to DBE World? I knew it was going to be fire but I didn't know the side effects would be going to another planet!"

by yarsbars June 12, 2023

Bell side

When a person with blue balls gets the larger one squeezes so hard they yell.

I did the bell side when domming someone yesterday. He yelled so loud he almost passed out.

by Drakkonism June 5, 2024

shart-back-and-sides

The name given to the aftermath caused by a spontaneous, explosive diarrhoea fart that contains a higher-than-average volume of liquid, such that when the underwear briefs or underpants are cautiously peeled back to inspect the damage, the area from the top of the buttocks to the hips can clearly be seen to be covered consistently with an opaque, coloured-blocked film of brown fecal matter that has the thickness of cake icing and a sharp, clearly defined perimeter that is impressively edged with ruler-lined precision by the jockstrap and elastic leg edges to infer an upside down “short back and sides” style haircut, similar to hairstyles commonly used on Lego figurines.

Mate, I’m gonna need at least 2 more rolls of bog-roll; this is a proper shart-back-and-sides shituation back here, throw in a squeegee if you see any.

by jonnyvonbon June 19, 2024

Side platinum

Side platinum is a term used by gamers to describe a PlayStation game that's easy to complete with all its trophies (platinum), and can be done while you're focusing on other main games. It's a game you can finish on the side without much effort or time.

Swaps: I'm gonna side platinum Peppa Pig while playing Dark Souls

by Arunmenon June 19, 2024

Side quest

When something happens or you are forced to do something that changes the original plans you had for your day.

“I am going to that function, but my mom gave me a side quest to go to the store for her first. So once I complete that I’ll meet yall there.”

by Fan_Service_King June 28, 2024

Side questing

To distract, or be distracted, from the main goal or objective.

Quit side questing and focus!

Answer my question, don’t side quest me bro!

by Bubbler63 July 23, 2024