post statusness

A rate on 1 to 10
on how well you are posted up

yo i give your 9.5 on post statusness

by Jusstin May 16, 2008

D posting

The posting of grossly sexual or lame shit on your public Instagram story

oh god Micheal is D posting again…

by pleepyploop405 March 3, 2025

Post-Awake

the uneducated fans of Christian Rock band, Skillet. Pre-Awake is the other group.
Pre-Awake being fans that have known and listened to Skillet for years before their 2009 release of their Awake album.
Post-Awake, of course, being the opposite. This group of fans mainly only know of Skillet for the mainstream released songs "Monster" and "Hero" and really dont know some of the band's history.

Post-Awake fan: OMG I love that new band Skillet!
Pre-Awake fan: Oh really? whats your favorite song?
Post: Monster of course. Yours?
Pre: Forsaken
Post: What?! THEY HAVE NEW SONGS OUT?!

by Road_Kill_88M_90 February 26, 2011

Post Whore

Making Meaningless posts, one who thinks 'posting' is a cool thing

ElChupoCabre thinks he lives in the Post Whore House

by Darkstarprojects December 9, 2008

Drop a load off at the post office

Take a dump

I’ll be right back. I gotta drop a load off at the post office.

by Dcstrutter May 28, 2018

Esteem Posting

Writing a definition about your name on Urban Dictionary, in a flattering manner.
It's all bullshit and you know it, but you're so depressed and pathetic, that you have to manufacture ego-boosts.

Martin: "I caught my sister writing on UD about people with HER name...'

Edwardo: "wow... esteem posting. lame."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Posted & Boasted

A generic posting on social media to inform, update, or sympathize with, one’s followers, friends, and fans, usually in a light-hearted, downplayed manner which screams of bragging.

A humble brag.

“Did you see he posted photos of him working in a soup kitchen? He totally Posted & Boasted! He was the main focus in the photos!”

by Hugh Wards January 24, 2025