Blocked Cock

a cock (penis) that is censored in an image.

"Hey! You blurred out my cock! You made my normal cock a Blocked Cock!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

pedo-block

blocking the creepiness of a guy towards a friend's little sister who is five years younger than him

This crazy guy was creeping on Nina's sister last night, I pedo-blocked that so hard.

by getoutofhere April 11, 2012

Darb-keselowski-block

The term Darbkeselowskiblock was made up by Michael Mrucz on June 24th, 2024, in the NASCAR 2011 Season Mode episode "JIMMIE JOHNSON VS. DANICA PATRICK // NASCAR 2011 DLC Career Ep. 33". The incident happened on Lap 5 of the race, when Mrucz attempted to block MONTOYAAAA up high, but failed.

"That was a Darbkeselowskiblock. In definition, you look up in a dictionary, the Websters, 'Darb-keselowski-block', all one word, there's a picture of THAT!" -Michael Mrucz

by watami (the return) June 24, 2024

Fox Block

The act of setting the parental controls on your parents' television to block fox news, OANN, and other conservative news/opinion channels.

I fox blocked my dad's tv this weekend so he can no longer watch news that empowers Trump

by meanolebastard68 October 31, 2018

Clock-Blocking

Clock-Blocking is when you either cock block them in a series of intervals over a extended period of time(e.g. 6 months). Or another form of Clock-Blocking is when you cock block them for a long period of time (e.g. an hour).

Chad 1: Where you Clock-Blocking me and Stacy at the party last nigh?
Chad 2: Yeah but you managed to Clock-Block me and Rei from happening for a whole 6 months

by Chad 3 July 28, 2019

Block Walking Beasts

The misinterpretation of a 7-8 year old me, relating to the lyrics to the song "Block Rockin Beats" by The Chemical Brothers.

I thought the screeching sound was the "Beast" walking down the block- Pissing myself laughing with my Sony Walkman back in 1996 when I should have been in bed sleeping. Silly Child .... Sick song!

It's just another one of those "Block Walking Beasts" *Screech "Urrrrr eeeeeeeeeeeeee"

by WelshBanter June 1, 2022

attack the block

Kim Jong-il
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Not to be confused with Kim Yong-il, Kim Jong-pil, or Kim Jong-il (athlete).
This is a Korean name; the family name is Kim.
Kim Jong-il
김정일
Kim Jong-il 2011-5 resize.jpg
Kim Jong-il in 2011
Supreme Leader of North Korea
In office
9 April 2009 – 17 December 2011
Preceded by Kim Il-sung (as President)
Succeeded by Kim Jong-un
General Secretary of the Workers’ Party of Korea
In office
8 October 1997 – 17 December 2011
Eternal General Secretary since 11 April 2012
Preceded by Kim Il-sung (as General Secretary of the Central Committee)
Succeeded by Kim Jong-un (as First Secretary)
Chairman of the National Defence Commission
In office
9 April 1993 – 17 December 2011
Eternal Chairman since 13 April 2012
Deputy Jo Myong-rok
Preceded by Kim Il-sung
Succeeded by Kim Jong-un (as First Chairman)
Supreme Commander

of the Korean People's Army
In office
24 December 1991 – 17 December 2011
Preceded by Kim Il-sung
Succeeded by Kim Jong-un
Personal details
Born Yuri Irsenovich Kim
16 February 1941
Vyatskoye, Khabarovsky District, Khabarovsk Krai, Russian SFSR, Soviet Union (Soviet records)
16 February 1942
Baekdu Mountain, Japanese Korea (North Korean biography) (Present-Day Ryanggang, North Korea and Jilin, China)
Died 17 December 2011 (aged 70)
Pyo

wow attack the block was moderately disappointing.

by quality_definitions_a May 31, 2019