I'm the bomb

Something you should never say on any public transport

Garry: "I'm the bomb!"
John "Bro, we're on a plane, you can't say that"

by SomeCuntWithNoLife May 6, 2021

I'm on gps

When you're on house arrest.

Hey John lets go out and function.
I can't Jimmy I'm on gps

by The.More.You.Know April 19, 2018

I'm Fine

I'm fucked up, insecure, neurotic, and egocentric

Dude 1: "Hey man are you okay?"
Dude 2, sitting on floor, staring into space: "I'm fine."

by ✨Lime✨ March 23, 2024

I'm not

It isn't.

Hym "I'm not. It doesn't. Don't take my confession as an indicator that I'm proud of anything but better to live your life in infamy then hiding your shame. I wasn't lying when I said it harmed me more than it did anyone else and my relationship with women is evidence of that. Also, Pier's wife needed 'break!' Haha!"

by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

I'm my own boss

Become self-employed.

since I'm my own boss, my hours are flexible

by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024

I'm Left, You’re Right, She’s Gone

Said it from the start that you're gonna break my heart
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
You knew it all the time that the lady wasn't mine
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She gave me all the time and her loving in my life
Took me in hook, line, and sinker
Didn't see my fate and I woke up much too late
I'm left, you're right, she's gone

What a fool of me makes a mess of love I mean
I'm Left, You’re Right, She’s Gone
She took me by surprise with the lustre in her eyes
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
How could I believe all the things she said to me?
Shook me, abscond forever
Such a heavy loss and that's such a heavy cross
I'm left, you're right, she's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone

Took me to the top, then she went and let me drop
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
Just when I had started, she left me brokenhearted
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She gave me all the time and her loving in my life
Took me in hook, line, and sinker
Didn't see my fate and I woke up much too late
I'm left, you're right, she's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone

by Death Menace September 16, 2023

I'm ownwy thwee

The most ingenious and reliable excuse known to man. Prominently used by Manny Heffley, The God of war crimes. He used it once to excape court when he was trialed for the murder of Greg Heffley

Greg: Manny stuffed in English muffin in my ps2!!! What the fuck!
Manny: I'm ownwy thwee ploopy!

by GimmieMonies November 23, 2024