March 18

On March 18 it is national kiss your gf/crush day

Express your feelings to your crush/gf on March 18

by Your favorite girl2.0 March 15, 2024

march 16

national inhale queefs day

omg it’s march 16 time to inhale queefs

by kelpjuice November 23, 2021

March 24

Nation rail your shortest friend day.

Don't be scared. Do it!!

Boy : "Let me rail you,it's march 24"
Short friend : "well it is March 24"

by Chickennuggetsveryburnt March 23, 2023

March 4

Nation Shmeel’d day (a getting ignored for days preferably by Zack)

The other night I really needed the history homework for March 4 but Zack completely Shmeel’d me.

by PapiNate March 3, 2022

March 1st

The day you send a gay friend a D*ck pic.

Yo, Seth! It’s March 1st. Did you send Paul your D*ck pic??

by KelseyKBananas March 1, 2025

March 28

Nigga bean day

“Hey bre’sha, do you want some of my nigga beans on March 28?”

by Janae b.Roberta October 16, 2019

March 16

Wear a random weird hat day

"Why are you wear that hat "
"It's March 16 random hat day"

by Billybob153 March 15, 2022