Jake

jake is a loving person. he is absolutely hilarious. he sometimes can talk to other girls more than his girlfriend but the rest of the time he’s loyal. he has some haters but mostly friends. he has blond hair and blue eyes and is short. he has one girl always head over heels for him. overall jake is the best

omg jake is making that girl blush

by bluemouse01 March 6, 2019

Jake Citrin

A really tall person who chokes in hockey and is, once again a really tall person

Michael Owen is such a Jake Citrin.

by jwnnckrje June 11, 2019

Jake tinta

A person who procrastinates and thinks they are top dog when truly a schmen

"your being a jake tinta again"

by Blondyy November 11, 2009

Jake

A person who just loves heroin

“Oh! There’s a needle.” “I bet jake would love that”

by Harvey Neill March 8, 2022

Jake Elkins

A beast who will steal and fuck your bitch everyday of the week. His big dick will penetrate your girlfriend bringing her to the hospital afterward

Damn...Jake Elkins just fucked my bitch..

by Wyatt Tucker October 21, 2016

Jake Paul

A cancerous plague accidentally made by two numb nuts who's condom ripped. His one goal in life is to make trash content for 7 year olds who suffer with severe brain damage except the content doesnt help but instead makes the brain damage worse.

Jake Paul Blows Balls

by Jake pauls cousin July 6, 2021

Jake

Jake is the perfect person. If you know a jake be grateful and if you dont, you should get to know one. He is so kind and so amazing that you will not believe you know him. He will be one of your favourite people on this earth.

Look its jake, you should get to know him, he is amazing.

by HeLlO iTs RoRo December 7, 2019