I'm late

I missed a day,
What else could I say,
That I isn't gay,
And that's today!

I'm late for my schedule write up, dang.

by Don't you know who I am November 28, 2023

I'm You

Words said by Itadori Yuji from popular manga Jujustu Kaisen, when he defeated his main enemy Mahito. This line is in refrence to the fact that before the fight, Mahito said to Yuji "Im you", referring that Mahito will never stop killing people, and that Yuji will never stop killing curses

dude 1: Yo dude they're gonna animate the "I'm You" panel in Jujustu Kaisen next week!
dude 2: Your bullshitting me

by Rizz_God_Minors69 December 1, 2023

I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".

It belongs in a museum!

Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".

by QuacksO December 1, 2023

I'm Back, Daddy!

The ultimate expression of transformation from existing in a negative state of spirit to a positive state. This transformation is quintified by a man or woman feeling alive and optimistic for the first time since childhood.

Alex: "Whoa, Jordan, you're looking fantastic! What's your secret?"

Jordan: "I'm Back, Daddy! I finally broke free from my old habits, embraced a healthier lifestyle, and I've never felt more alive since my childhood days!"

by Bill Miester December 4, 2023

I'm Cooked

I'm high as fuck.

Guy: Bro you just hit fucking 10 blinkers, you good?
Guy2: Nah, I'm cooked rn

by The Real G; December 5, 2023

i'm just a girl

when life gets too complicated you just need to sit back and and realise that you are just a girl and you can make mistakes

i failed my driving test but i'm just a girl.

by just a g1rl December 6, 2023

i'm tired of y'all

Used when wanting to express contempt for a specific group (i.e. nationality) of people. To the point where you would not be able to control yourself if you met someone that is associated with that group. Used as "i'm tired of y'all {group}."

I'm tired of y'all mexicans. Next mexican I see, i'm punching it

by Ravio99 December 6, 2023