Fist Fucker

A term applied to the sort of rogue who wears an off-the-peg suit to Royal Ascot or is proud that he has Grade 8 in Ukelele.

Aubrey: I say, Neville. I loaned my entire collection of rare vinyl Death Row recordings to Jeremy and I’ve just discovered that he disposed of them at an illegal rave in exchange for casual sex with a dusky bosomy wench from the colonies.

Neville: Oh, blast! Did that include your original pressing of The Chronic, personally autographed by the Dre Johnny?

Aubrey: Alas, yes.

Neville: You know, Aubrey. I’m inclined to think that Jeremy is something of a Fist Fucker.

Aubrey: Reluctantly, I’m forced to agree, old chap.

by Fake Flag December 3, 2023

nephew fucker

A male homosexual

Dennis: You know Adam?
Mark: Yeah, he's such a nephew fucker and a rock spider. I don't like him.

by EvanC7 December 17, 2023

fucker noodles

when you hurt yourself and you go through PAINNNN

“FUCKER NOODLES THAT HURT”

by faded420 November 16, 2018

Fucker peanut

When you are a fucker peanut you dont have a clue that you are one, none of your friends actually like you and think you are fucking weird

You are a fucker peanut

by Peanutpuppito November 16, 2018

Fuckers be fuckers

A phrase to describe when a person is acting like a fuck or committing fuckery.

Person 1: That bitch keeps stealing my shit!
Person 2: Yeah. Fuckers be fuckers!

by cjo69 November 19, 2018

Corn fucker

A red neck farmer

He’s such a corn fucker

by jennicalee October 23, 2018

Duck Fucker

A person, usually single and fucking ugly, who fucks ducks; An ugly person who fucks ugly fucking hoe sluts.

Hey look, it’s the duck fucker, Jimmy Fat Jingle!

by iwanttocommitneckrope October 29, 2018