Generally from New Zealand, THEE one and only douche is what we would think of as a slacker with great potential, a person who can speak Japanese and Chinese fluently but chooses to communicate in sniggers. Wants to breeze through life avoiding all responsibilities, much in the same way as Ferris Bueller. Alot of smarts but just not enough drive to put those smarts to good use, would much rather hang around playing on facebook and laughing at poor people... when he isn't having one of his 10 daily "power naps"
by Captain Brocoli May 7, 2007
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by j-douche October 16, 2003
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That admin at quetzalcoatl daily news refuses to change his policies despite the fact that people are leaving the board in droves. What a douche bag.
by qcdner June 16, 2006
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1) I shared a secret with him, and the douche bag told everyone, 2) We met two young women at the party, and were having a great time, until the douche bag started acting like a jerk and they walked off, 3) We had great tickets to the playoff game, and the douche bag was late, so we missed the first three innings.
by Dave Tebo December 28, 2005
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Get the douche bag mug.A king douche is the leader of a scrappy group of friends. The king douche always is in a scrapping mood and tends to fight smaller weaker kids. King douches name usualley starts with an E. The king douche is always a redskins fan.
by KingD93 February 11, 2013
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