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Newton College

A really boring school that is just used to milk the money from you.
Wow, Newton College just spent money on a new parking lot and not for some fans in the theatre.

I know right!?

They should actually use the money for useful things
by Happylama25 July 10, 2019
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College Grade Intelligence

A psuedo-intellectual person who thinks their degree gives them a higher level of ability or social status.

They will often look down on people without a degree (or those who don't declare their degree) even though their distinct lack of experience leads then to make more mistakes than any person they consider below them.

See "man child" or "bad boss"
That project failed, huh?

Yeah, Jill's college grade intelligence messed everything up again.
by DickieBradstreet February 28, 2025
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watchin college

commonly used phrase for a nigga (black person) gettin laid.
Jeremiah:yo tyrel!
Tyrel: what up shawty!?
Jeremiah: how you doin these days nig!?
Tyrel: man, i be doin just fine! what bout you!?
Jeremiah: oh you know me, just watchin college and shootin hoops.
Tyrel: Ah! shoulda known my boy was getting him some poon tang! how's that goin for yuh?
Jeremiah: haha, you know man, i like dem bitches. any time i watch me some college i be playin it safe.
by holy poooooooooojuju December 22, 2008
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Alexandra College

A private school in south Dublin known for hockey, D4 accents, and Mr C. The students regularly partake in activities like Tribe, vaping, applying fake tan, and pulling the piss out of Mr Carol.

If used in a sentence, it is to be pronounced with the strongest D4 accent you can muster.
"Oh my god, you go to Alexandra college? Where does your dad work?"
by Alex Girl October 5, 2022
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Seabrooke college

The school is for downsyndrome rejects that who have no life and are going too have no job. it is for people who have been kicked out of mainstream school for being cunts
‘She goes too seabrooke college, she’s naughty

‘Be careful, he goes too seabrooke’
by Abcdeofjds January 16, 2019
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College

It's like a SAW Trap designed to test your will to deal with tedious fucking math problems you'll never use again.
"Hello Adam. I want to play a game. These past few years, your self esteem has been too high, work ethic through the roof and caring about your future has been too high too. Let's change that, shall we? The building you are in is a college dormitory. To escape, you must complete a circuit of assignments that will drain your will and self esteem as well as your grades.
by DickyPenisBalls69 April 14, 2021
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United World College

A United World College, (abbr. UWC, n.), could be referred to:

i) A factory specialized at producing diversity tokens for Western countries.

ii) A redistributive program scamming higher-than-average-class students' tuitions and using it for their scholarship program. (Yes, some students pay for some others' tuitions)
1) How was your experience at United World College?

2) My roommate at university graduated from a United World College, he bullshits about nationalism all the day.
by FranzKafka'sFly November 22, 2024
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