If you want to go hunting, play any game involving shooting or you wanna pass a bill in parliament but some shameless trogolodyte comes along and denies you the privilege... my friend you just got Glock Blocked.
I came home from a long day at work and wanted to relax with some Halo. However wife came along and wanted me to take her out for dinner instead, well I just got glock blocked.
by L0VEQU1NN April 15, 2022
Another version of Cock Block. In this case, a man is preventing another man from having sex with a woman by threatning him with a firearm.
Man 1: You even think about doing her, and I will kill you.
Man 2: Ok, ok. No need to Glock Block me man.
-Later-
Woman: Sorry he Glock Blocked you.
Man 2: He seemed the type to be teeming with insecurity issues.
Man 2: Ok, ok. No need to Glock Block me man.
-Later-
Woman: Sorry he Glock Blocked you.
Man 2: He seemed the type to be teeming with insecurity issues.
by The_Inlander February 16, 2013
by YOYO DIALLO April 26, 2024
When a man atempts anal sex with a woman who has been constipated for many days in order to clear the blockage/release the pressure.
by The woodstoners August 23, 2016
That woman just munch blocked Chris because he wasn’t rizzing fast enough, I didn’t know she was munch blocking everyone
by poolboyQ June 02, 2025
When somebodies dick is an odd shape.
i.e. a weiner with sharper edges than usual
(Yes, its possible).
i.e. a weiner with sharper edges than usual
(Yes, its possible).
by iiAvolition April 28, 2016
A person on social media that uses insults and ad hominems, instead of engaging in intellectually honest debate, then feigns shock and dismay when he is blocked. These people typically spend time on conspiracy theory sites and have problems separating fact from fiction.
by Nitsujmai January 30, 2017