Granola-Bar

A granola-bar is a device that is used to create friendships with C2s. Creating what is known as the C2's granola-bar effect.

C2: You forgot to bring a granola-bar today?

Person 8888: sorry, I forgot.

C2: It's ok.

Person 8888: Really?

C2: Sure... So long as you bring me 2 granola-bars tomorrow!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021

Bar rape

When male is flirted with by a female who has the sole purpose of getting free drinks from that male.

Joe 1: Joe, that girl bar raped you hard back there.

Joe 2: *Sees girl leave* Yup. :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((

Joe 1: That's the problem with the system today. That bitch should get charged with something.

Joe 2: Yeah $12.98.

by househ May 5, 2014

GESUS in a chocolate bar

Something crazy tied with something sweet

Dude 1: Bro look at that!
Dude 2: GESUS in a chocolate bar!

by Maggielovesass June 19, 2023

C2's Granola Bar

A granola bar that c2 stole. Only c2s call them this. Everyone else calls them "stolen granola bars."

Person 7546: Wow, C2 has a LOT of granola bars!
Person 1: That isn't c2's granola bar, it's MINE!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021

bar boo

That late night boo that is always available at the local bar

I struck out earlier so ima holler at that bar boo

by WyJawn Clef July 30, 2016

Johnson bar

Slang for a large penis.

Look at the Johnson bar on that dude!

by anonymous March 15, 2024

Bar Light Beauty

When you’re in a bar and someone looks more attractive then they should because of the lighting in the environment.

Guy 1: “Damn she is supa hot fire. Ima shoot my shot.”
Guy 2: “Be careful man this place is known for it’s Bar Light Beauty.”

by Dirsaytr March 28, 2023