William Stanzibar

a valiant wrestler specialising in judo

p1: wow that guy is such a valiant wrestler
p2: yeah, ze name is William Stanzibar

by oppoxite March 21, 2024

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The ideal name of a trio of people consisting of one guy and two girls who are very funny and hot

Hey, did you see the Duffy woodcock wet william HHH hill rollin oovoo java jackhammers caf at wing stop this weekend? It was awesome!

by DWWWHHHHOJJCAF March 21, 2024

William Britain

womanless man, suicidal, miner lover.

William Britain did you finally come out as a racist?

by SamsStudio March 22, 2024

William

Loved by friends feared by enemies. Most likely very good at practicing law and power lifting. He is loved.

“Hey, is that your friend William over there?”
“Oh yeah, William is everyone’s friend! He is a mighty good friend.”

by Imliterallyjustafriend March 23, 2024

Pink william

When you stick finger in your ass and rub it in your sleeping friends eye, to give him pink eye.

Bill, was such an asshole today. I gave him a pink william to get back at him.

by Hardboiled27 March 23, 2024

William hurt you

‘William Hurt You’, the act of someone losing their temper with someone else and warning them.

“I swear, if you keep winding me up I’m going to really ‘William hurt you’.

“Oh mate, I tell you, I was so close. I literally said ‘do that again and I’m going to ‘William hurt you’”.

by AllyConda March 26, 2024

William

he's so sweet and romantic. one of the best things about him is his laugh and how he's such a gentleman. he's the type of boyfriend to open doors for you, surprise you with flowers, and give you lots of love. how do i know this? BECAUSE IM DATING A WILLIAM. he'd walk into a room and immediatley make EVERYONE fall in love with him by his kindness and respect.

"Omg I'm going out with this guy named William"
"Omg you're so lucky!!!"

by fart princess June 5, 2022