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texas eiffel tower

Two guys spit roast someone and then a fourth person gets on the back of the person being spit roasted. They grab onto someones hair and swing their other hand in the air like a lasso.
Dude1: we should Texas eiffel tower that girl
Dude2: only if I can be the cowboy
Dude3: fuck yeah!
by Notforyou22 December 17, 2024
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Texas Worm Battle

When you are performing anal sex and while penetrating you feel a solid turd fighting back against your penis. Like worms battling.
Jim : "Dude did you fuck that girl last night?"
Bill : "Yeah man we did anal, ended up having a Texas worm battle."
by Penisjuggler3232 October 6, 2016
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Texas Corn Cob

When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.
Oh Lawdy Lawdy, here comes another Texas Corn Cob! gonna need a second flush and some cleanser.
by Lothar January 13, 2018
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Henderson Texas

Where ever nigga think they gangsta cuz they got gun but they just don’t know how to fight.
by JJS from Henderson tx October 18, 2021
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Texas

Texas is the best state in the U.S.A., and is more American than America. Texas has a lot of state pride, and they love football. Don’t forget that Oklahoma is terrible in every way.
God bless Texas”
by AnderWasTaken July 21, 2023
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Texas Spit Can aka ye olde magic johnson

When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang
Me and Alesha are gonna try the Texas spit can aka ye olde magic Johnson
by Dick longington June 20, 2018
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albany texas

Look at us Albany Texas, asshats. We’re all related and love that we’re gonna be in Albany for the rest of our lives.
by BonkeyKong24 August 25, 2020
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