Texas tampon

When you insert a whole barbecue rib into a vagina or anus and suck out the meat while leaving the remaining bone into the vagina or anus.
I took my girl out to the hoot and scoot bar. later we brought our leftover ribs home, so I laid her down, greased her up and gave her a good ol Texas tampon.
by Teenypetey January 20, 2025
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Cleveland Texas High School

A very crappy school that has dumb people and a place where Freshman girls fuck their coaches.
Jacob: What school did you attend
Sebastian: Cleveland Texas High School
Jacob: Oh, isn’t that where the girl fucked a coach

Sebastian: Yeah
by The_facts March 27, 2019
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Texas Roulette

It’s Russian Roulette with six bullets instead of one.
I invited some old friends over for Texas Roulette and insisted that I went last. Then I skipped my turn and left alive.
by MailBox218 October 24, 2018
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Texas Chainsaw

Bartender: “What can I get you?”
You: “Can I get a Texas Chainsaw”
by Kyn&tonic February 04, 2022
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Texas catch 5

Texas catch 5 (not to be confused with texas cash 5) is a version of russian roulette with slightly unconventional rules.
The game often involves 1 or more players who pass around a revolver loaded with 5 empty shell casings, and 1 live round. The game is played by loading the gun, the cylinder is not allowed to be cycled during the gameplay.
A participant will ready the revolver, then press the revolver to their forehead, yell "YEE HAW!" and pull the trigger.

The goal of the game is to "catch 5" empty shell casings rather than one real bullet.
The Dow is down, time to play Texas catch 5.
by Michelthegreatest January 23, 2025
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Texas Police Officer

Texas police officer”:

A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
"Hey Peter, how was the orgy last night?"

"Wasn't bad, though I did pull a Texas Police officer. I wasn't too happy with the wife, but I made the wrong decision. What can ya do?"
by Roomba69 May 29, 2022
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Occupied North Texas

I was going to take a trip to Occupied North Texas, but then I remembered there is no reason to ever go there.
by SaucelessSpaghetti October 25, 2018
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