Nerd Crush

Nerdy crush behavior: as in how a nerd behaves when they have a crush on someone, usually in a group or public setting; engaging in servile flattery

Doofus has a nerd crush on my girlfriend: he “loves” every-other comment she makes, no matter how mundane

by youngcurmudgeon September 9, 2020

nerd

mk and his friends

ugh these nerds won’t stop talking to me

by dinosawr September 10, 2021

You big nerd

What you say every time you see a person that exists. You can say it to anyone, anwhere. If you say it near sensitive people, they will tell you their grades and try to prove their not a big nerd.

“You big nerd nerd you is.”
“Ooohhhh nook, I guess I big nerd now.”

by Your A Nerd February 26, 2019

nerd-vent

When a nerd has accumulated an urge to release or satisfy the act of "nerding" out or action that falls under the category of being a nerd.

An example of nerd-venting would be having lunch or dinner with a group of individuals and then abruptly stabbing your fork in the table, getting up and putting in an Episode IV Star Wars movie and watching it without regard to any of your surroundings.
Or
Making needless relations to Star Trek Next Generation and it's direct correlation to your Physics class.

by Enron? February 28, 2012

Nerd

If you’re reading this, you’re a nerd.

“Yo, look at that nerd reading a dictionary”
“Lmfao, what a nerd”

by Wayne.Kerr July 12, 2023

bacon nerd

A person that will try and eat any kind of bacon anywhere, anytime.

Excuse me waiter, can I get just a side of your hippie style over priced bacon? Yes I am a bacon nerd.

by isoskepsis December 1, 2018

Nerd Loggin

When a group of RuneScape players get together and fist each other for multiple hours, usually ending in a nerd orgasm that could fill the mariana trench with cum.

Guy 1: "Hey bro wanna come over and Nerd Log with the boys tonight?"

Guy 2: "Nah bro I have a girlfriend now, I dont take part in Nerd Loggin no more"

by The Real Gimp Force May 26, 2024