storage cookie

The cookie that Stephen stores in the upper part of his mouth while he is performing a magic trick that involves drinking milk

Stupid Stephen, I saw your storage cookie. You suck at magic.

by Dane Smokes Weed XD July 16, 2018

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cookie wood

Slang for a joint.

“My boy just smoked a bunch of cookie wood(s) before the game.”

by CC Duckbutts August 3, 2018

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put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.

Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.

by M@x Power August 16, 2018

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cookie mule

Using a person to smuggle cookies from one region to another. This is common in countries that put a premium on certain types of cookies/biscuits such as the USA with McVites Digestives

Why pay $5 when I can have a cookie mule like Frank bring them back for $1

by EverythingElseHasBeenTake August 28, 2018

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Cookie Monster

A blue piece of human garbage that steals all the cookies BEFORE I COULD GET ONE.

Person 1: Did you see cookie monster?
Person 2: I think you mean garbage can
Cookie monster: ( comes in with a knife) DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIE?

by Wow what a cheese plate January 27, 2019

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Graham Cracker Cookie

The poor man’s desert.

It’s a simple graham cracker split in half with added frosting/icing in between for added sweetness.

It’s delightful with milk.

Have you tried Graham cracker cookies? I always used to make them as a kid.

by AniMANIA7983 January 31, 2019

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