Philadelphia side car

The act of a male inserting his penis into another persons colostomy hole and fucking it till completion. Sometimes used as payment for drugs or kink satisfaction.

Paramedic: “This patient has herpes around her colostomy port.”
Doctor: “ahh the good old Philadelphia Side Car.”

by Sydney is dumb August 8, 2025

Pussy with a side of ranch

Juicy pussy with a hefty helping side of ranch dressing.

Dude I'm so hungry right now, bro how bout some Pussy with a side of ranch?

by anonymous November 13, 2020

Narc side

A phrase used to describe being in the presence of 1 or more narcissists

"Hey jo wanna come shopping?
"Thanks but iv gotta go to the Narc Side

by Kikilou December 29, 2017

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

side jobby

The side jobby is a sexual move where two or more men stand on either side of someone (usually another man) who is on their knees, and smack and thrust their penis om and around the ear canal.

Last night these 6 guys at the bar gave me a side jobby.

by MangekyoJesus May 17, 2017

side gf

A female who’s with a guy who already has a gf but when the female and him are together and talking they basically date behind his gf’s back

his homeboy: who’s that

him: oh that’s my side gf

by xxxzeyon May 16, 2022

Dark Side Ride

A term used for a custom bike that they put a car tire on the back.

Hey man! Sick bike! Love that back tire. Thanx man! Its called a Dark Side Ride.

by Cat Blackbone April 9, 2025