Animal madness

Noun - an alcoholic beverage composed of all the types of liquor in the vicinity mixed and served in a measuring cup. (No measuring should take place) It is traditionally drank until the person drinking it can't take it anymore then filled back up to the top with Mountain Dew. Guaranteed to make you go alcohol insane.

Guy 1: Why are you drinking from a measuring cup?

Guy 2: Because that's the only way to drink Animal madness

Guy 1: why is it called animal madness?

Guy 2 hands the drink to guy 1, who continues to go alcohol insane.

by Derick TapMan October 31, 2011

mad cactus

A hairy shaft

Damn, I went home with him last night, but his dick had so much hair...it was a mad cactus!

by poopyheadmeanyface November 3, 2011

Mads

A very handsome guy with a beautiful smile who is amazing in bed

Mads is such a great, talented, loyal, passionate person, i would let it bang for him any day

by Sinov November 23, 2021

Mads

Flying physical and mental body at high speed usually unstoppable. The type is good for spotting trends and special upcoming events

You just like Mads

by Micheal Jaksoon November 24, 2021

Mads

Mads, is a redhaired loving guy. He find making friends easy. Mads is also the type of guy to work in a supermarket, where he will be your favourite worker.

Mads is the type of guy who hates snus, but LOVES vodka. Mads has a amazing taste in fashion.

Everyone loves Mads!

by LakShu November 24, 2021

Mads

Mads is a person with the deadest trim ever xd. He likes to have intercourse with men and your mom.
His sister is smoking hot, a bit like Michelle Obama. Furthermore, he can't handle balls except for your boyfriends.

Girl: Oh shot here comes Mads, I better hide my boyfriend!
Boy: But he has the deadest trim ever?
Girl: Maybe, but you better hide your mom as well.

by Brad Pik November 24, 2021

Mads

Mads is literally god. He is always the greatest at what he does.

Omg mads is so hot

I want mads to cum on my tits

by Madssive cock November 24, 2021