March 5th

Ask out your crush day! 😈

Oh shit, Jacob it’s March 5th.. SHIT! looks like I got to ask out my crush.

by Babalishka March 4, 2021

March 5th

If your where born on this day you are an amazing human being. I wish i was you since your cool and pretty

unless you like capes then well i hate you.
NO CAPES!

If you do not like capes then well your fucking awesome Dahling

Yesss dahling being born on March 5th is an amazing day to be born on!

by Ghostygodess December 15, 2020

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

March Shatness

A shitting tournament with a March Madness type bracket (ie. whoever takes the most shits in a day).

Are you competing in March Shatness?

Of course I am!

by Vincle11 March 17, 2022

March 31

March 31 is the most common day cause expo closes at that time and it’s gonna be my birthday reem

Expo 2020 closes on reems birthday. March 31

by RSAPRO February 10, 2022

March 3

National send a pic of that sweet sumptuous ass to your bf and let him do whatever he wants with it BUT he owes you whatever other kind of picture you would want.

“Omg babe it’s march 3 sent me an ass pic”
“Ok bae but you owe me a dick pic”
“Bet now send it over”

by Eggsarefromcows March 1, 2023

March 6th

March 6th is Angela appreciation day, the day where you appreciate Angela more than anyone else.

*March 6th
You: Hey Angela, I appreciate you so much you are literally the best.
Angela: Awww, Thank you so much

by BlkOr4nge March 5, 2023