two-legged twatwaffle

A Two-legged twatwaffle is a stupid bar skank with a std

Yo Bro, look at this chick i picked up
Dude! Brad thats a two-legged twatwaffle
Next morning: Brad "why does it burn when i pee"

by country bear July 15, 2018

Smexy legs gang

A gang with amazing legs,they have looks,charisma,and are total ballers

Libby:I wish I was in the smexy legs gang

Everybody:don’t we alll

by Slg member March 7, 2019

Lumpy Legs

Lumpy legs is a disease a person can aquire during his/her lifetime usually in their teen years. When the disease takes over a person fully, their hind lumpy legs give out and the front ones are left in charge to help the person walk. A common mistake is that the front lumpy legs are the arms; they are not-no one knows where those are.

** girl falls **
friends: OMG! are you okay?
girl: no! my hind lumpy legs just gave out!

by chris martin <3 February 19, 2009

leg

leg is this incredible specimen that can be used as a noun (the actual leg on a person), verb (to leg someone), and adjective (leg is a good thing).

Lucy has some hot ass legs.
I'm going to leg it up with my brother.
Dude, those Jordan's are so leg.

by Dixie Normas69 November 4, 2016

breaded grated chicken leg bis

The thing you want rn

Can I have some breaded grated chicken leg bis please?

by DanLoz03 January 23, 2020

Knee hiding pant leg tugger

Someone who acts hard around people who make them feel safe and starts drama with hopes somebody will protect him/her

That knee hiding pant leg tugger really needs a piggy back

by WiddleBirch May 13, 2023

Flamingo leg

When you are in bed with someone and they put out their leg taking up almost the whole bed it resembles a flamingo with one leg up.

I could not sleep last night my wife gave me the flamingo leg

by smackthatass88 October 5, 2021